Hello, my name is Stew @thewinewoodyguy.  I am the inventor of the WineWoody air pump wine bottle opener.  I know that many people, probably millions, have had that amazing idea for a product only to find out that someone else already thought of it. That has been my story all my life.  That is until now.  I came up with the WineWoody idea purely by accident.  I was searching for wine bottle openers when I came across one I had never seen before.  I watched a YouTube video of a guy using an air pump wine bottle opener.  The demonstrator in the video positions the pump over the bottle, pushes a needle down through the cork, and then starts stroking the thin black handle of the pump up and down until, pop, out comes the cork.  Now, I do tend to have a little bit of a deviant mind so when I saw this demonstration the first thing I thought was "that pump has entirely the wrong handle".  I developed a prototype and started showing my woody to everyone.  My neighbor's wife loved my woody.  I even have a video of her stroking my woody while her husband was right there watching.  I was so proud of my woody that I knew I had to show it to the world.  I am often asked how I got the model for my Woody.  Truth is, I found it online.  You really can buy anything on the internet.  The original 3D model came with a complete set of jewles, but my vision for showing the world my woody was to do it in a fun and classy way.  Many products with an erect penis have testicles as well.  At WineWoody we think balls are gross.  They are hairy and sweaty.  One of our mottos is "MEMBERS ONLY" because everyone loves a nice hard woody.  Balls just make things, how should I put it, complicated.