WineWoody is for "MEMBERS ONLY" because, you know, balls are gross.

Every WineWoody is carved on a CNC machine.

WineWoody turns exotic hard woods into EROTIC HARD woodies.

WineWoody - Classic

The WineWoody Classic is carved from Brazilian Cherry, Mahogany, or African Mahogany.  Each WineWoody is hand rubbed to perfection to bring out the natural grain of the wood.  Look at those veins pop!

WineWoody - Gold Member  

For all you Austin Powers fans.  The WineWoody Gold Member is painted bright gold then finished with a clear coat for long lasting pleasure. YEAH BABY!